): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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