I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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