so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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