Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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