Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You can't just leave with hair like that
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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