I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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