Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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