He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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