Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
it's great music for shaving your balls
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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