i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
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I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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