what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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