Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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