so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
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I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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