You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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