So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
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Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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