WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
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I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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