Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
We won't sleep together?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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