They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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