fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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