: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Sorry about my life...
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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