she was so not down for the gang bang
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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