I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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