I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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