Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
We smell like vodka and hangover
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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