You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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