jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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