im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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