there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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