She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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