i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Randomize