Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
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I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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