Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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