yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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