The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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