what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
We were destined to go to rehab together
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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