I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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