The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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