I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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