if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
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