Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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