I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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