Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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