Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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