And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
if only i could text you this smell
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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