I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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