I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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