he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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