did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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