we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
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On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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