i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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