it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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